Perpetually Pissed Off

My name is Cal and My Chemical Romance makes me dance, while Twenty One Pilots makes me happy |-/~*~Cal2 Forever~*~

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dcpdreamscometrue:

pixiedust-paycheck:

Okay, but… 

WHY

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IS

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NOBODY

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TALKING

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ABOUT

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THE DOGGY DAY

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AT WALT DISNEY WORLD

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BONUS CUTENESS:

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I was wondering that myself

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daethsplls:

I hope you all realize that I listen to a lot more music than I blog about.

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codeinewarrior:

sirslyyyy:

codeinewarrior:

i feel so whack judging lame people in relationships im so bitter that nerds can be happy

So just because someone doesn’t fit your definition of “cool” they’re not allowed to be in a happy, healthy relationship? Maybe that’s why you’re single.

im single because every sexual partner ive had has died from immense physical trauma due to my gigantic wiener. so maybe take a walk in my shoes before you judge…

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dubstepsunset:

It’s too early but I laughed louder than I should have

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flatsound:

shout outs to ppl who actually take selfies in public. i don’t know why we mock them, that’s a level of confidence and not giving a fuck that i want to achieve one day

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orgasmiclifford:

I feel so lucky that I found twenty one pilots

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a practical guide to becoming a true pun master

animeteen:

  1. accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
  2. say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
  3. ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
  4. know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.

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nothingbutskeletons:

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greetings! if you see this, you are being recruited to the skeleton war. have a nice day!

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